HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
ONCE YOU START READING THIS YOU CANNOT TURN BACK!!!
(INTENSE DRAMATIC PAUSE LOL)
One day a guy named, oh let's call him….Bob was looking through his mail. He saw a blank piece of paper with two squares on it. He ignored the piece of paper without bothering to check one of the boxes. Later that day an alien came to his house and probed him.
If you don't copy and send this to a bunch of people or something, I'll steal any chocolate you have lying around the house.